The Wrestler

“More people have been slaughtered in the name of

religion than for any other single reason.

That, my friends, that is true perversion.”

~ Harvey Milk ~

On The Qui Vive

I take a breath when I have to.

Ethel Merman

Whee Doggie!

Do not vote for these people.
I know they say every vote counts.
That’s bullshit.
If you are going to vote for this couple,

then just don’t vote at all.
Stay away from the polling place.
Stay home and polish your gun

and talk to your special friend, Jesús
He doesn’t want you to vote either.
He told me through the speaker

at the Taco Bell drive thru.

In fact, if you vote for Obama,

he will give you extra hot sauce.

So listen to Jesús and stay home or get your hot sauce.

You have a choice.

Imagine that!

Speaking Of Clowns...

I Miss You Already

“I remain just one thing,

and one thing only,

and that is a clown.

It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.”

--Charlie Chaplin--

Can YOU Dig It?

Who's the black presidential dick

That's a sex machine to all the chicks?

BARACK!

Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck

For his brother man?

BARACK!

Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out

When there's danger all about?

BARACK!

Right On!

They say this cat BARACK is a bad mother

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

I'm talkin' 'bout BARACK.

THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

Need Is Not Quite Belief

Some days it’s not even worth

chewing off the restraints.